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Post-Mortem22 Jul 2024Duca del Debug

CrowdStrike 2024: Anatomy of a Global Disaster

An empty config file, 8.5 million Windows machines in boot loops, $10 billion in damages. An autopsy of the worst software update in modern history.

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